Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Funny Saying in Series

There are many funny sayings in series that make the series memorable apart from the sayings being quotations. From watching series ever since I was 4 or 5 years old, the following ones are the ones I can remember right now.

九彩霸王花
莫閨英﹕豉油好好飲咩﹖
楊八妹﹕咸咸地幾好飲!

網上有情人
郭浩南﹕咩叫發how呀﹖
郭浩東﹕衰個發姣咪叫發how囉﹖

絕世好爸
蕭顯華﹕ 無論黑貓或是白貓﹐捉到老鼠就是好貓! (講國語)

情牽白子櫃
姜心悅﹕十個男人十一個賤!
張二輝﹕黃清清是什麼東西﹖(講國語)

苗翠花
苗翠花﹕此有豈理!
(她說英文說‘Thank You’)
苗翠花﹕生橋! 生橋!

烈火雄心
駱天佑﹕我眼矇啫﹐睇嘢唔係朦嘅!

陀槍師姐
(朱素娥拿起刀大力拍落用毛巾掩上蟹殼度)
陳小生﹕你驚佢認得你呀﹖
朱素娥﹕燒鵝奶未食到就先食塵!

美味天王
素素﹕底胸﹐高叉﹐露背!

難兄難弟
李奇﹕ 哎也! 跌左添反佢!
李奇﹕ 流炆飯呀!

錦繡良緣
程智勇﹕而家呢個是候個太陽好毒㗎﹐我唔曬得o架嗎!

開心賓館
(她打麻吊丟出八筒既時候)
喬楚﹕棺材﹐囉去瞓呀!

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